me: f, do you like your new teacher?
f.: which like mommy? the like-like or just like?
me:umm, do you think your teacher is a good one?
f: uh, yeah i guess.
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me: f, how was your first day of school?
f: it was great.
me: who is in your class?
f: andy, sarah, joe, bob.
me: did you have fun?
f: yes
me: do you have a girlfriend?
f: mom, that is soo personal, geez.
me: oh, sorry.
m. mommy, f doesnt have a girlfriend!
f: YES I DO. i mean, umm. darn.
f: well, you will never guess who my girlfriend is, at least i know that.
me: is it sarah?
f: MOOOMMM, how did you know that?? and besides, we are just really good friends.
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j: (death stare) did you really buy all three of those skinny girl margarita bottles?
me: (death stare right back) yea, so?
j: so how was your day, or should i not bother to ask?
