Monday, March 31, 2008

who's afraid of a 7 foot tall bee?!?!

dont you just love it when you find a family event to go to, free no less, and the whole thing is just so not worth it? this weekend after much cajoling i talked j. into venturing out with the boys to the dept. of agriculture, where they were holding a free open house. did i mentioned it was free?? it was a nice day out and i figured how can you go wrong with pony rides, a hay maze, and face painting. this is like the trifecta for the shorter set in our family. since f. has previously mastered all of the above i thought it could actually be fun. so when i mentioned it to f. and he was thrilled and ran to put on his shoes, i thought to myself "score"! [note to all mom's reading this - when you say "score" to yourself, take a minute to recall my day and think about reconsidering]

we loaded everyone in the minivan and headed off - even got a prime parking spot that didnt involve the shuttle. granted it was reserved for the director of some position, but the security guard in the parking lot assured us we could use the spot. i was thinking to myself "self, this is going to be a great afternoon". with m&k strapped into the double stroller and f. in tow we headed across the street as directed by the traffic police and this is where things started to go downhill.

the event was a little crowded, but there was so much to do, lines were not to long. i figured since he had been talking about the pony rides non-stop since i mentioned them, that f. would love to meet this beautiful race horse that was on display for the kids to meet. nope - not going to happen. ok, no big deal - she was 15 hands tall, or so the sign said. i can see where that might be a bit intimidating. so on we went. how about the mini tractor pull? basically there were tiny tractors that were powered much like a tricycle pulling some thing behind it on a timed course or some such thing. no way - f. practically ran away screaming "no". alright then, how about the pony rides? "no, i want to go home!!" umm, we had only been there for about 4.5 seconds at this point. so we declined the offer to pack it in for the day. so then f. insists that all he wants to do is the hay maze. ok we can do that.

we ask someone where the maze is located and discover you have to go through the building, take the elevator down one level and exit out the back of the building. i can already see f. getting nervous just at the mention of an elevator. but we pressed on towards the building. he was terrified by the elevator located in the building and even more horrified when we suggested he take the stairs with his father, while i take the elevator with his brothers and meet him at the bottom. i tell you, i can not figure this kid out. ok, i get the elevator thing - clearly, that has a direct correlation to the vacation from hell. but stairs?!? this could prove to be troublesome in life. where do these fears come from? to the point where after unsuccessfully trying to walk all the way around the ginormous building to avoid said stairs and elevator - he finally decided the elevator wasnt so bad after all. the stairs though - no way he was getting anywhere near those.

so we finally meet at he maze, a good twenty minutes later, and f.'s mood continues to deteriorate. he enters the maze, which was only one hay bale tall so he could easily see the entire course, and he takes a wrong turn. i am thinking "oh sh!t!!" he starts hitting himself in the head, saying "no thats not the right way". and i am standing there thinking, "this is just not right. what is wrong with my child??" he comes running out of the maze and rejoins us. when we encourage him to give it another try, he goes to the other end of the maze and easily completes the task - umm, ok?!

so we thought we would check out some of the inside stuff which involved the elevator. apparently the air was clearing in the 4 year old brain, because the elevator was no problem. the bee colony entirely enclosed it glass however, was enough to push a 4 year old over the edge and start demanding to go home again. this time i said yes, i had enough myself. resigned to chalking up the day we head down the elevator - again strangely no problem and start to head to the car. at that moment f. changed into an entirely different child, calling "mommy, can i go in the cow car?" to which i reply "sure". so in he goes with j. and milks a cow, etc. out he comes and runs up to a 7 foot tall bee character and gives him a high five and proceeds to partake in every other event offered that day without hesitation. who is this child??

Saturday, March 29, 2008

letter of intent

dear n.

we love your house so much we want to make an all cash offer. how about $100,000.00 less than your asking price - thats reasonable right?! can't wait to hear back from you.

love,
perspective buyer

dear perspective buyer,

where do you buy your crack? i am feeling like i could use some.

love,
n.

Monday, March 24, 2008

perfect house #4

is under contract, sadly my name is nowhere to be found on the contract. ugh!

Sunday, March 23, 2008

moon sand

f: mommy, i have wanted moon sand my whole life!! you wouldn't buy it for me mommy, but the easter bunny did!!
me: wow, thats great buddy! happy easter!

Thursday, March 20, 2008

terms of endearment

m&k are closing in on their 16th month of life and it has me wondering about delays and at what point i will stop hearing terms like "adjusted age". it was a long haul for them, those 5 weeks on bedrest and 33 and 40 days of NICU. the reality is that so many moms leave the hospital empty handed or with some percentage of the equation. i feel so lucky to even have them here with me. i can not even fathom what my life would be like right now, had we not been so lucky. and while i count those blessings daily, i am still seeking distance from those days and the terminology that comes along with it. i know that one day k will walk, i have little doubt. and when i discussed the iota of doubt i am having (mostly raised from the questions i get as a mom) with their pediatrician, he dismissed it. but not before mentioning cerebral palsy and other things that afflict preemies. ugh! i thought we were finally at a point where i was crossing things off the list. apparently i am like an open book because when i stopped dead in my tracks, he said "nicole, i am mentioning this because i want you to know that i dont think this is something we are facing here so you dont have thoughts like that spinning around in your head" to which i responded, "thanks for bringing it up, now it eternally lives spinning around in my head." i know i have said this a gagillion times before, but motherhood is hard damn work! i just want to get to the place where i can stress out about things that dont have terms that i first heard in NICU. i want to get to a place where the only terms used about my children are terms of endearment.

on a similar note...
so i am stepping out on a limb and have signed myself up to be a hospital volunteer in the NICU. i know i keep saying that i want distance from those days and this sounds like a funny way to achieve said goal. but i do think it will bring me some peace. i am hoping i can walk out those NICU doors after helping families that are walking in my old shoes and finally take a deep breath.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Saturday, March 15, 2008

and the mother of the year award goes to...

this post is dedicated to denise, because if i dont write about it i am afraid she will!!

we went to the mothers of multiples easter party today. it is always an adventure getting everyone out of the house for things like these - its like i have 4 kids wrangling j. in the mix. somehow he always mysteriously disappears as it is time to get packed up and head to the car to get somewhere. so here i am with 2 screaming kids (because morning naps have to be skipped in order to make it to the party) a 4 year old who is choosing this moment to offer forward a dissertation about why his long sleeved t-shirt is in fact a jacket and an armful of everything that needs to go along with us. and where is j.?? hmm, those of you who know him well, i give you one guess! so needless to say, my stress level is rising, sweat is starting to break out and we are running out the door, always chasing that illusive clock. in the van we go, everyone is buckled up, and j. finally makes his appearance with a calm are you ready look on board. nothing gets me more than this!! so off we go, no directions in hand and get lost of course! on the second try, one potty break later, we find our way and make it to the easter party. we walk in and immediately it hits me that i brought nothing for my children to collect eggs in for the egg hunt. feeling like mother of the year, i dump the dd munchkins i signed up to bring in with some other donuts and viola we have an egg collecting apparatus!! f. was less than pleased, see...