fly on the wall

if you were a fly on the wall, here are some things you might have overheard recently in my house:

fin: have a great time on your cruise granny! i hope you make lots of new friends
granny: ok, i will!
fin: i hope you get lots of sweet love from your new friends.

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fin: mommy, max is really cuter than keegan you know.
mommy: hmm

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jon: come on hun, do you wanna - you know (wink, wink)
me: are you on crack?!

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me: keegan, you are a mess!
keegan: hee, hee!!

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mil: how do you tell them apart?!
me: (i can't believe i am hearing this in my own home)