what the ef?

so last night i was watching a little trashy tv - millionaire matchmaker on bravo (btw, what happened to friday night lights? please dont tell me this has been cancelled!) when i heard a strange thing. m&k possibly waking up around 10pm - hmm this did not bode well for the night. i finished up watching my show and this is how the rest of my night went:

11:23PM climb into bed with new book
11:25PM hear m on monitor again, now screaming
11:25PM think to self, sh*t do i go in there or not
11:26PM go in there to find m standing in crib screaming, cant help myself i pick him up
11:27PM k starts to stir
11:28PM think to self, that was stupid - how do i get myself out of this
11:29PM put m back in crib, screaming resumes only now k has joined in
11:30PM daddy makes an appearance and says, "if they are not sick lets just leave them"
11:31PM say to daddy, "lets just give them a dose of tylenol in case their teeth hurt"
11:35PM wonder what is taking daddy so freaking long to find tylenol, by now i am holding and rocking both m&k
11:37PM daddy reappears and asks "where are the medicine droppers" i make several suggestions of where to look (calmly of course)
11:40PM emerge from bedroom with m&k in tow to find daddy in the bathroom cleaning his ear with a qtip
11:40PM then i whisper/scream "what the EF are you doing?"
11:41PM daddy responds "i cant find the droppers"
11:41PM i open drawer by medicine, find droppers - all three of them!!! shocking i know!!
11:42PM administer medicine, haul boys back to bed
11:43PM resume reading new book