dear n.
we love your house so much we want to make an all cash offer. how about $100,000.00 less than your asking price - thats reasonable right?! can't wait to hear back from you.
love,
perspective buyer
dear perspective buyer,
where do you buy your crack? i am feeling like i could use some.
love,
n.
1 comment:
UGH! Some people have such audacity don't they? Don't get discouraged; you're getting closer!
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