- could you please stop putting train tracks down your shirt?
- please take your finger out of your brother's ear.
- stop licking the television.
- no, his name is barack obama, not iraq obama.
- stop hitting your brother over the head with your milk cup!
there are also those things that slip out that i am certain i rolled my eyes to when they were no doubt directed at me 30 years ago:
- where are your manners?
- did you flush?
- no you can not have french fries for breakfast.
lastly, and somehow now unabashedly...
- yes, i do, i love my minivan.
what do you find yourself saying that you once thought implausible?
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pay attention! (about 20x a day)
this is not a playground (uttered in the living room, in a store, just about everywhere that isn't a playground, but she treats like one)
furniture is for sitting
did you just go pp or poopy, too?
I'm sure there's more...
Open up your listening ears
Don't you roll your eyes at me
Stop tormenting your sister
Inside voice
please just let mommy make her coffee
chairs are for sitting
forks are for eating, not banging
keep the water in the tub!
That I love my minivan so much that I look at all the new ones out there dreaming of my Toyota Sienna. I used to want a Mini or an Aston Martin.
Our recent favorite with a 4 yo boy and almost 3 yo boy is "keep your penis to yourself!" (They like to run and tackle each other before bath time!)
Some others are
--Don't put your hands in the toilet bowl
--We share everything in this house
--You are not the boss...Mommy and Daddy are the boss!
--It is not nice to say you will knock your sister's head off!
Those are a few of my favorites right now! There are definitely more though!
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