review of the spa at aamc

hey everyone, the spa at anne arundel medical center (aamc) is offering some new treatments you do not want to miss. leave your husband home and book a room with a young loved one now and take advantage of some of these:

breathing treatments: forget the albuterol -that is so last year. we especially loved the treatments with epinephrine in them. you no longer need to mainline caffeine into your 11 month old, this blow by treatment will have them bouncing off the walls for hours. i highly recommend scheduling these for every 4 hours - you wont be sorry when they wake you up at 3:30am for this treat! it only takes 10 minutes, but lasts for hours!

pulsox monitoring: everybody who is somebody is now sporting the latest in pulse reading equipment. aamc won't be left behind with their newest ouchless pulsox bandaid that doesnt stick to human skin. a few yards of steri-tape later and you too can sport this "ET phone home" lighted appendage. all the cool kids have one! the best part is it hooks to a machine that lets you know when it falls off or doesnt register your pulse properly with a wonderfully soothing beeping alarm guaranteed to relax you mind, body and spirit. it is especially fun when your spa coordinator decides your young loved one should be continuously hooked to the machine. don't worry, there is no possible way your 11 month old will try to strangle themselves with the cord.

cool mist facial: make sure you order the cool mist oxygen blow by facial for your young one. the best part about this is they can do it while you sleep! who doesnt love having cold wet air blown on them while they are sleeping. its great for the pores! if you are especially lucky, all the moisture will collect in the tubing and periodically soak your little ones 50 thread count sheets to the core, requiring a complimentary turn down service. there is no limit on these turn down services, be sure you get a few!

complimentary wake up call: surprisingly, there is also no additional charge or limit to this service. all of the staff at aamc, including the housekeeping staff, are highly trained to sense any sign of sleep. just close your eyes for a minute, and they will come barging into your room to reline your trash bins (all 5 of them in the jr. suite), take your loved ones temp, or just offer you a newspaper. how thoughtful!

world class cuisine: your 11 month old will love the thoughtfully planned breakfast that include such kid-friendly treats as banana NUT muffins! in case room service doesnt deliver what you ordered there is a nourishment room conveniently located near all the jr. suites that includes one 3 year old jar of gerbers baby food. also available are convenient ready to feed 2 oz bottles for your thirsty little one - surely you will not be able to get the nipple on these quick enough to satisfy even the happiest baby.

all in all, the spa at aamc has come a long way, since my own stay there just last year. the holidays are booking fast, so be sure to reserve your room early. you will not be disappointed, the spa at aamc has really thought of everything!