f: (sick in bed) MOOOOMMMMM
me: sigh
f: MOOOOMMMMMMMMMM
me: yes
f: mom, this is so boring, isnt there something i could watch while i was laying here in bed?
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on phone with bff, who is married with 4 kids
bff: (lots of yelling in the background)
me: what was that?
bff: that was my booty call
me: excuse me?
bff: that was a. (youngest child) screaming for me to wipe her butt. it gives new meaning to the term booty call, dont ya think?
me: indeed it does
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f: mom, check out this house i built (out of mega blocks)
me: its pretty cool
f: yup, here is the door, see the secret doorknob here in blue. if the people come in the house this way they get to stay and they dont even have to wedding us.
me: they dont even have to get married to live together?
f: nope, they dont even have to get wedding'd
me: how about that
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f: mom, can you please stop all of this rain
me: i wish sweetie, but the plants must be really thirsty
f: i think the plants must really be sick to their stomachs by now.
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me: f. if you throw one more thing, it is going in the trash
f: just today or for all the days?
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