Tuesday, September 30, 2008

dear prospective buyer

dear prospective buyer,

i am glad that you find my house to be lovely and that it meets all of your needs. but you may not take immediate occupancy and have your "people" wire my "people" the money from your account in venezuala. best of luck to you.

take care,
home owner

2 comments:

Laura said...

For real? OMG! And I thought those kinds of things only happen in the movies!

n. said...

actually he wrote my realtor - but yes what does he think we are idiots?